Oh, the scandal! The PR opportunity for all involved (except maybe the waiter, who is certainly out of a job if he made it up)! The Donald says he didn’t do it, wasn’t even in California — but why would someone create a story that risks making Donald Trump look like a good guy? Another possibility: There’s a Donald Trump impostor! One who exists solely to give waiters $10,000 tips! Actually, that’s not a bad idea; The Knife chooses option C.
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