I love the tagline: Va-rice-ity.
I love the small print: "For free booklet ‘Rice ideas men like,’ write Rice Council of America, Box 22802, Houston, Texas, 70027."
I love that I can count the model’s individually glued false eyelashes.
And most of all, I love her pursed-lips/deer-in-headlights pose, as if she knows that she should feel comfortable running her Naked Peach fingernail under the flap of the brand-new box of Uncle Ben’s but she just can’t quite bring herself to do it.
As usual, god bless Boing Boing (and my husband, who brought it to my attention).